christmas (island)

I don’t really live on Christmas Island; I just put that there because it sounds like such a magical place full of wonder and excitement and who wouldn’t want to live on their own private island? At least for a little while... as long as it was surrounded by un-shark infested waters -with a diving board of course- and if it had it’s own runway that you could land your own private jet or Cessna 172 (I’m not a gadzillionare or anything, so I would have to go with the Cessna 172) Speaking of things that are incredibly awesome but which are mostly found in my dreams, who wouldn’t like to live in a house that had underground tunnels underneath it, a whole new world that you could hide out in, one section of my incredibly cool underground island would be a skatepark that would make Rodney Mullen wish that he would have invented it...(for those of you who are out of the loop in the world of skateboarding, Rodney Mullen is the creator of the shape of the skateboard as we know it today...) Also one section would be sectioned off for a killer bmx/motocross course but that’s another story...

As I said before I’m not an islander in real life, I really live in _______ ooh almost slipped up there, sorry but that has to remain undisclosed at this juncture because I am scared to death of the psycho computer hackers who try to steal your identity and your house and your little kid brother, if they find me they’ll probably kill me, or at least make me look for diamonds in a dark, dank, creepy cave somewhere. They are a threat: even if they just know the country that I live in (they are really up on all the technology stuff) like if you put your phone number in the little box on google then it gives you your address and directions to your house... for real, are you scared now, you should be! I’m not that paranoid, really! I just like to be careful about the whole identity theft scene.